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The results of the senior centre's activitiesfromAugust29to September 4: Bridge: (Monday) 1stAndy Goeres,2ndJim Brown, 3rdGeorge Gillies. Bridge (Friday): 1stJohn Whitell,2ndNorma Charlton,3rdJack Medwed.

A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "Please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back.

A young girl writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?" The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.

I've been intrigued by the recent kafuffle over the government's announced plan to replace the mandatory long census with a voluntary survey. Without getting into the politics of the thing, I've been thinking a lot about the importance of censuses.

Once upon a time a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary, not having had a single conflict. Asked about their secret, the husband said: "Well, on our honeymoon we went riding. My wife's horse was a crazy one. He jumped, making her topple.

The results of the senior centre's activitiesfromAugust 15to August 21: Bridge: (Monday) 1stChris Diemert,2nd tied Stan Sampson, Vern Leach. Bridge (Friday): 1stAndy Goeres,2ndJohn Whitell,3rdStan Sampson.

The results of the senior centre's activitiesfrom July 18 to July 24: Bridge: (Monday) 1stMildred Sandiford,2nd Roy Wallin, 3rd John Whitell. Bridge: (Friday) 1stMarion Brown,2nd Lucie Nickel, 3rd tied Jim Brown, Sally Tooke.

The results of the senior centre's activitiesfrom June 13 to June 19: Bridge: (Monday) 1stErskine Sandiford,2nd John Whitell, 3rd Chris Diemert. Bridge: (Friday) 1stAndy Goeres,2nd George Gillies, 3rd Basil Holyer.