I believe anonymous letters are the best way to tell friends when they're being cheated on.I believe in closing the toilet lid before flushing to avoid being covered in 30,000 bacteria.I believe that when my parents are not exceedingly embarrassing, it becomes my job to embarrass my sisters.I believe that licences should be applied for when considering reproducing.I believe that smashing plates at 4 a.m. is likely the greatest way to handle one's anger.I believe that you don't have to be the tallest girl on the volleyball court to be the best, but it sure freakin' helps.I believe that friends shouldn't go for their friends' ex-boyfriends. Unless you really aren't that good of friends. And you really like her ex.I believe in using my blinkers to signal a lane change. I also believe in flipping off people who don't.I believe that the school systems in the United States have failed a lot of students, seeing as my Texan college roommate was pretty sure Mount Everest was somewhere in North Dakota.I believe that if someone makes a mistake that can't be fixed, there's no point complaining about it endlessly. Move on.I believe every girl needs an overly tanned juice head in her life to remind her to hit the elliptical.I believe everyone should send a 'textsfromlastnight.com" worthy drunk text at some point.I believe that jobs/classes should never start before 10 a.m.I believe that matching yellow sweatsuits should not exist.I believe in energy drinks.I believe I can clean any keyboard. Seriously.I believe there is nothing worse than when Janay blasts Justin Bieber's CD in the morning before school.I believe one encouraging phone call can make your whole day.I believe that all Sammi "Sweetheart" does is lie in her bed.I believe in love.I believe that dumb people will always be dumb.I believe cheaters do not deserve second chances.I believe in toast for breakfast every day.I believe pies can save the world.I believe no one looks good in neon yellow.I believe I created a blog so I can continue "columnisting" once my term as summer student is complete.I believe I owe the Estevan Mercury a huge thank you for giving me this opportunity.Thanks.
