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Q & A with the Novice (Chris) Cougars

Chris “Coach Bombay” Light 1. What 3 things would you take to a deserted Island? A- Beer, Chicks, Hammock (Banana) 2. Marital Status? A- Single and Ready to Mingle 3.
Novice Cougars (Chris)

Chris “Coach

Bombay” Light

   1. What 3 things would you take to a deserted Island?

A- Beer, Chicks, Hammock (Banana)

   2. Marital Status?

       A- Single and Ready to Mingle

   3. Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

      A- 1 horse-sized duck, so I could ride it.

   4. Best Joke?

      A- Why can’t the salads play hockey? The ref won’t “lettuce”.

   5- Favorite snack?

      A- Whatever Leanne brings to the rink.

No. 30 Reed “The Rifle” Coffey  

   1.What 3 things would you take to a deserted island?

      A- water, spear, boat.

   2. Favourite sports team?

      A- My whole team.

   3. Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

      A- 100 duck-sized horses, it would be easy!

   4. How many stars are in the universe?

      A- 8,019

   5- What superpower do you wish you had?

      A- Fly and be Invisible

No. 37 Xander “The Postman” Brown  

   1. What superhero would make the best hockey player?

      A- Spiderman, he could use his webs to help the puck stay on his stick.

   2. Favorite hockey moment of the year?

      A- When I didn’t notice I scored in Estevan tournament.

   3, Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

      A- 100 duck-sized horses. I’dmake-up with them and become friends.

   4. Favorite Joke?

      A- What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?  You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.

   5. What superpower do you wish you had?

      A- Ice Powers

No. 28 Keenan “Sharknado”

Winkler

   1. Best memory of the year?

A- Being named Sharknado and getting a player of the game.

   2. Favourite movie?

      A- The new Jumanji, but I haven’t seen it yet.

   3. Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

      A- 1 horse-sized duck, it’s only horse size I could take him!

   4. Marital status?

      A-What the heck, Im single!

   5. What super power do you wish you had?

      A- To fly, teleport, and be strong.

No. 27 Nik

“Brickwall” Brown

   1. What superhero would make the best hockey player?

      A- The Flash, he’s super fast.

   2. Best memory of the year?

A- My first career shutout.

   3. Marital status?

      A- Single but in love.

   4. Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

      A- 1 horse-sized duck, I’dslash him with my stick.

   5. What 3 things would you take to a deserted island?

      A- Keenan, Leanne’s Gatorade and Brody.

No. 42 Hayden “Hands and Hair” Puskas

   1. Best memory of the year?

      A- My slapshot in Wawota.

   2. Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

      A- 100 horses. I would slapshot them.

   3. How many stars are in the galaxy?

      A- Im asking Siri....Approximately between 200 billion and 400 billion.

   4. What superpower would you like?

      A-Extreme speed

   5. What 3 things would you take to a deserted island?

      A- food, water, hockey stick.

No. 47  Brody “Crash the Crease” Knelsen

   1. Best memory of the year?

      A- Getting goals, Joey always bugging me and Griff always in my face.

   2. Marital status?

      A- Single but I have a crush.

   3. Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

      A- 100 duck-sized horses, I could beat them up.

   4. Favourite Joke?

      A- You Momma Jokes.

   5. What superpower do you wish you had?

      A- Fly

No.44 Griffin “Coast to Coast” Eaton

   1. What superhero would make the best hockey player?

      A- Hulk. He’dbe the best fighter.

   2. Favourite memory of the year?

      A- TING!!  Bar down.

   3. Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

      A- 1 horse-sized duck, quicker win.

   4. Favorite Joke?

      A- Why was the toilet paper scared to cross the road? He was afraid he would get stuck in a crack.

   5.What 3 things would you take on a deserted Island?

      A- hockeybag, true stick, house.

No. 45 Owen “Top Cheese” Light

   1. What superhero would make the best hockey player?

      A- Hulk, he could knock everybody down.

   2. What 3 things would you take to a deserted island?

A-rollerblades, hockey stick, ball.

   3. Marital status?

      A- It’s complicated

   4. Best Joke?

      A- What animal is the worst at taking tests?   A “Cheetah”

   5. Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

A - 100 duck-sized horses, I could step on them.

No. 43 Nash “The Flash” Faber

   1. What superhero would make the best hockey player?

      A- Ironman, he could zap people.

   2. How many stars are in the galaxy?

      A- 60

   3. Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

      A- 1 horse-sized duck. (no reason, just a lot of laughing)

   4. Marital status?

A- What the heck is that? (explained)  Pfffft,  no comment.

  5. Favourite memory of the year?

  A - Being goalie against Whitebear.

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